BAD
COMPANY
GOOD
COMPANY
Hiring Now
Application Open 23/42/11 - 49/44/25
Come join our team of fire-breathing worms and crystal moving statues. At our company, we treat everyone like they're family, whether they are 2 inches or 36 feet tall.
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Accountant
Good Company
Entry Level
(1000+ years of Experience)
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You are tasked with sorting souls into their correct place in the afterlife. You will spend your day tallying virtue points of individuals to see if they meet the threshold for an enjoyable afterlife queue until their next reincarnation.
Subject: Company Policy
Incoming Accountants,
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You must wear your Human Skin at all times along with the appropriate tie and Insignia for your Company. They are required to operate everything in the building which includes, but not limited to, staplers, water coolers, pens, elevators, doors.
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Protect your tie and Insignia with your life if you do not wish to be rescued from inside a toilet stall or a no-longer-functioning elevator.
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Regards,
Jort Shorts
Head of Soul Resources
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Art application requires a minimum of a flat-colored fullbody and a front-facing headshot (can be an enlarged version from the fullbody.)
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Outfit: Any color and style of general office attire (formal or semi-formal). Dress shirt, tie, dress pants, with an optional blazer or suit jacket. Tie & company Insignia must be visible.
Bad Company uses the black Insignia, Good Company uses the white Insignia.
Appearance: Human (unnatural eye and hair allowed.)
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Dress Code
Art Requirement
Subject: Application Downloads
Incoming Accountants,
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Attached below are documents required for your applications. Please submit them through the proper channels. Remember to have your Human Suit on as always.
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Regards,
Jort Shorts
Head of Soul Resources
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Attachments​
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Resume
Written Requirement
BASIC
OC Name (First Name Only. No doubles. Use the Reservation Sheet to claim a name.)
Pronouns
COMPANY POSITION
Company: (Good Company or Bad Company)
Department: Accounting (Everyone start here in Accounting)
Job Title: Accountant (You start out as an accountant)
PERSONALITY
Minimum of three (3) personality traits required.
If you are applying for Good company, the good traits must outweigh the bad traits. If you are applying for Bad company, the bad traits must outweigh the good traits.
There is no set format on how you write their personality. However, if multiple characters share the same trait (ie. if two characters both have Determined as a trait), an elaboration of the trait will help mods decide if they are different enough to both be admitted.
REFERENCES
Your Discord Handle
Timezone
Social Media (optional)
OPTIONAL
Trivia
Likes/Dislikes
Playlists/Moodboards
CORE MEMORIES (Biography)
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You are a non-human entity made from the leftover remains of reincarnated souls, monstrous and primordial. After 1000 years, you've gain sentience. Through the millennium, you've watched the ebb and flow of humanity via the Cosmic Channels, adopting human sins and virtues as part of your identity.
You were never alive, but you would like to be.
Lacking any real experiences, you've decided to build yourself from the memories of strangers, pretending you were human.
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What are THREE CORE MEMORIES that are important to your character?
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Write about 3 snippets of memories that your character has adopted as their own and molded who they've become. It has to give an insight to their personality. ie. If your character is compassionate, is there a memory they've adopted that made them this way? If your character is wrathful, is there an event they've witness from the human world that solidified their cruelty?
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